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　　Psychiatrist: Whats your problem?　　精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?　　Patient: I think Im a chicken.　　病人：我认为我是一只鸡。　　Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?　　精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?　　Patient: Ever since I was an egg!　　病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。　　词汇学习：　　Psychiatrist

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didnt know any words.　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.　　After the servant gave the note to

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?　　Ron: Well, I dont know---does he bite?　　Reggie: Thats what I want to find out.里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？　　罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？　　里基：这正是我想要查明的。

　　What Color什么颜色　　An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What

　　Professor: When is your birthday?　　Kid: May 30.　　Professor: Which year?　　Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么时候？　　孩子：5月30日。　　教授：哪一年？　　孩子：每年都是。

　　A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table　　一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭　　the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".　　妻子问到：“工作上有什么新鲜事吗?”丈夫回答说：“没有，我是教历史的。”　　词汇学习：　　

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father.　　Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nickel.　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter Ive made this month.弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying.　　老农约翰逊就要死了。　　The family was standing around his bed.　　他的家人都站在床边。　　With a low voice he said to his wife: "When Im dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."　　他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”　　Wife: "No, I

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.　　一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。　　He takes his first sip and sets it down.　　他喝了一口放下。　　While he is looking around the bar,　　当他环视酒吧时，　　a monkey swings down　　发现一只猴子荡下来，　　and steals the pint of beer from him before he

　　The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.　　As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.　　So,

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose　　伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。　　and his mother asked, "What happened?"　　他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“　　一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mo

　　Good News And Bad News "Theres good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。　　"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.　　“我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，　　"Whats it?"　　&ld

　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,　　小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，　　he told me to give up my seat to a lady."　　他叫我让座给一位女士。”　　"Youve done the right thing," says Mommy.　　妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。”　　"B

　　有时候看看一些英语寓言小故事短文，能在里面学到很多的哲理知识，对自己人生的帮助极大。而且多读英语小故事，也可以帮助我们了解外国的文化。下面作文啦小编就为大家介绍几篇英语小故事。　　A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not

　　Long long ago, there was a shepherd boy who grazed sheep on a hill everyday.　　One day the boy felt a little lonely and wanted to make fun of the farmerslaboring at the foot of the hill. So he climbed up a big stone, and shouted: "wolves h

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter,　　有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,　　the son took the letter ,　　儿子已经拿着信跑了　　the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope.　　父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。　　After the

　　经典幽默英语故事：走私犯　　有趣而幽默的故事总是能吸引人的注意力，唤起人们的学习兴趣，兴趣是学习得以真正发生的基本条件，故事集知识性、趣味性、 文化性和思想性于一体，所以通过读故事也可以达到学习的目的。下面作文啦给大家分享一篇英语故事：走私犯。　　英文短文：　　A Smugglar　　The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the g

　　A penny-pinching farmer didn’t want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, “It’s such a nuisance to come in from the field, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don’t we save time

　　多读一些英语故事，不仅可以掌握一些语言知识而且可以提高语言素养，进而可以帮助我们提高英文阅读水平。今天要给大家介绍的幽默有趣的英语故事是：A Bad Impression（一个坏印象），希望对大家的英文学习有所帮助。　　A Bad Impression(一个坏印象)　　Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but t

　　Present for Girlfriend　　At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it &lsqu