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　　Daffodil is very beautiful, right? Do you know how does it come from? There is a story about it. Let me tell it to you. Long long ago, there is a beautiful boy, who loved by many girls. But he doesnt have the same feelings to them. But on

　　Dear John,　　How time flies! Four moths have passed since we saw each other last time. I cannot helpbut miss you. You asked me about Chinese Spring Festival. Now I would like to tell yousomething about it.The Spring Festival is a Chinese t

　　At that time, he was still young and ignorant, even when a man was digging in the corner with a small spade, and he could enjoy it. A day of quiet afternoon, he is on the streets of trance watching ants under the tree is moving, a group o

　　A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just

　　A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"　　一个小女孩问她的妈妈，“妈妈，我可以带狗狗去街角散步吗？”　　Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."　　妈妈回答说，“不，因为她有些热。”　　"Whats that mean?" asked the child.

　　A lady had a beautiful black cat, Midnight, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night.　　一位女士拥有一只非常美丽的黑猫，叫做子夜，它会在晚上跑出去玩一阵，再回家来。　　One crisp fall evening he disappeared.　　然而在一个凉爽的傍晚，它消失了。　　The lady searched for him in vain.　　女士苦苦找

　　So this guy goes into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot but it has a blue string handing from one foot and a red one from the other. He thinks this is a little strange so he asks the shopkeeper what the strings are for.　　有个人在宠物店发现了一

　　Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there arent any flowers, so I cant make honey."　　两只蜜蜂在一块田里相遇了。一只说：“最近怎么样啊？&rdqu

　　Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely.　　两个律师一同去打猎。有一次，他们俩发现了一连串脚印，于是仔细检查起来。　　The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. Its deer season, so we should follo

　　A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and s

　　Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"　　布莱恩抱着一只火鸡，非常苦恼，他说：“原谅我，神父，我有罪。我偷来这只火鸡给我家人吃。你能告慰我的

　　A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.　　一个女孩去拜访她的金发朋友，这个朋友最近养了两只“狗”，于是女孩问道：“它们叫什么名字呀？”　　The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex an

　　Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.　　仔细地打扫卫生间。在马桶中加入适量的洗发乳，打开盖子。带猫去卫生间的时候，小心地安慰它。　　In one

　　Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.　　两个人在人行道上分别拖着自己的右腿，相向而行。　　As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."　　他们相遇了，一个人理解地看着另

　　A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.　　一位职业猎人带着妻子

　　An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would believe him.　　一位贪婪的鸭子猎手想在市场上买只

　　A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.　　一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。　　Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was

　　英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣，相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。　　下面分享下今天的这篇英语幽默故事：独自在家　　My wife will go to any extreme to keep people from,knowing she is home alone.　　我妻子独自在家时，总是不想让别人知道家里没有其他的人。　　One evening when I was working late，my wife heard a knock on

　　A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.　　一只瞎眼的兔子和一只瞎眼的蛇相遇了。它们俩都知道自己是什么动物，但不知道对方是什么，于是它们都决定试试对方　　The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The sna

　　A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hot line to find out what his future has in store.　　一只孤独的青蛙，对所有形式的陪伴都感到绝望，于是它拨打了心理咨询热线，想要知道它的未来还有什么样的可能。　　His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to