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　　A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair　　一位女士在与他的丈夫购物时，她意识到她该为她的灰白头发买些染发水了。　　"The day that youre inaugurated,"the wife replied.“　　那就要等到你就职的那天了。&rdq

　　"You cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“　　你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，　　"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me f

　　"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly whats wrong with me."　　“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”　　He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "Ive just three

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.　　兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."　　哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”　　"Look," said the elde

　　For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request，this service is available to seniors over 80.)When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House，she had

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.　　一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”　　"Its all right," said a gentlem

　　After two sleepless nights in a noisy campground，my wife and I were dreading another evening of radios and singslongs. Then a middle-aged couple pulled into the space beside us. While the wife prepared dinner，her husband mounted two huge

　　Adding Feet to a Snake　　One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you

　　"Its annoying when my dentist starts up a conversation while hes working on my teeth，"one guy said to another.　　一个人对另一个人说:“当我的牙医陪我看牙时，他总是跟我聊天。这真让我心烦。”　　"I know just what you mean，”replied his friend. "But my Uncle Edgar

　　英语幽默小故事　　Midway Tactics　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"　　The store on the le

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to se

　　Lady First 女士优先 A　　teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence The ox and the cow are in the fields correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be mention

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest smal

　　The Reason of Being Late　　eacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?　　Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, School -- Go Slow.　　迟到的原因　　老　师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？　　约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校－缓行’

　　a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed int

　　Present for Girlfriend　　At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it &lsqu

　　经典幽默英语故事：走私犯　　有趣而幽默的故事总是能吸引人的注意力，唤起人们的学习兴趣，兴趣是学习得以真正发生的基本条件，故事集知识性、趣味性、 文化性和思想性于一体，所以通过读故事也可以达到学习的目的。下面作文啦给大家分享一篇英语故事：走私犯。　　英文短文：　　A Smugglar　　The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the g

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father.　　Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nickel.　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter Ive made this month.弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如

　　Professor: When is your birthday?　　Kid: May 30.　　Professor: Which year?　　Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么时候？　　孩子：5月30日。　　教授：哪一年？　　孩子：每年都是。

　　What Color什么颜色　　An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What