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　　Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.　　两个人在人行道上分别拖着自己的右腿，相向而行。　　As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."　　他们相遇了，一个人理解地看着另

　　A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.　　一位职业猎人带着妻子

　　An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would believe him.　　一位贪婪的鸭子猎手想在市场上买只

　　A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.　　一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。　　Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was

　　英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣，相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。　　下面分享下今天的这篇英语幽默故事：独自在家　　My wife will go to any extreme to keep people from,knowing she is home alone.　　我妻子独自在家时，总是不想让别人知道家里没有其他的人。　　One evening when I was working late，my wife heard a knock on

　　A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.　　一只瞎眼的兔子和一只瞎眼的蛇相遇了。它们俩都知道自己是什么动物，但不知道对方是什么，于是它们都决定试试对方　　The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The sna

　　A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hot line to find out what his future has in store.　　一只孤独的青蛙，对所有形式的陪伴都感到绝望，于是它拨打了心理咨询热线，想要知道它的未来还有什么样的可能。　　His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to

　　A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must tak

　　A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:　　"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"　　一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上，并凿出了一个大洞。然后听见一个声音说：　　"冰～下～面～没～有～

　　A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.　　一个人带着他的狗去了酒吧，他径直走向吧台，要了一杯酒。　　The bartender says "You cant bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."　　招待说：&l

　　英语故事是很多小朋友们培养英语学习兴趣的一个开端，而今天我们讲的英语故事是与证明材料有关的，故事情节非常有趣，不信一起来读读。 A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didnt have an account with us.　　一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。　　When I asked her for some identification, she showed

　　Not long after my sisters wedding，one of my fathers colleagues and his wife dropped in to see Mom and Dad.The guests had not been invited to the wedding, so when the woman said，”Im sorry I didnt get over to the church the other day，

　　When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one

　　Ten Candies　　Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”　　“Ten.” Jim says.　　“Then,” Mother asks.　　“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my st

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you‘ll notice that

　　My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.　　我丈夫，麦克是个开大巴士的。一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时，一位乘客喊过有位老妇人要上车。麦克把车停靠在

　　A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。　　一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。　　Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so h

　　A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers".　　"Wrap up one rose,"he told the florist."Only one?"the florist asked." Just one，“the customer replied.“Im a man of few words.

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"They

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?　　老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?　　Tommy: Quarters.　　汤米：四块。　　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?　　老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?　　Tommy: Hamburger.　　汤米：汉堡。