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　　When we are chatting with our friends happily, suddenly if we are talking about the awkward topic, we need to do something to change this situation, what are we gonna do? The answer is using your humor to make things seem easy, and then y

　　When we are chatting with our friends happily, suddenly if we are talking about the awkward topic, we need to do something to change this situation, what are we gonna do? The answer is using your humor to make things seem easy, and then y

　　When we are chatting with our friends happily, suddenly if we are talking about the awkward topic, we need to do something to change this situation, what are we gonna do? The answer is using your humor to make things seem easy, and then y

　　A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just

　　A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"　　一个小女孩问她的妈妈，“妈妈，我可以带狗狗去街角散步吗？”　　Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."　　妈妈回答说，“不，因为她有些热。”　　"Whats that mean?" asked the child.

　　A lady had a beautiful black cat, Midnight, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night.　　一位女士拥有一只非常美丽的黑猫，叫做子夜，它会在晚上跑出去玩一阵，再回家来。　　One crisp fall evening he disappeared.　　然而在一个凉爽的傍晚，它消失了。　　The lady searched for him in vain.　　女士苦苦找

　　So this guy goes into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot but it has a blue string handing from one foot and a red one from the other. He thinks this is a little strange so he asks the shopkeeper what the strings are for.　　有个人在宠物店发现了一

　　Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there arent any flowers, so I cant make honey."　　两只蜜蜂在一块田里相遇了。一只说：“最近怎么样啊？&rdqu

　　Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely.　　两个律师一同去打猎。有一次，他们俩发现了一连串脚印，于是仔细检查起来。　　The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. Its deer season, so we should follo

　　A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and s

　　Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"　　布莱恩抱着一只火鸡，非常苦恼，他说：“原谅我，神父，我有罪。我偷来这只火鸡给我家人吃。你能告慰我的

　　A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.　　一个女孩去拜访她的金发朋友，这个朋友最近养了两只“狗”，于是女孩问道：“它们叫什么名字呀？”　　The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex an

　　Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.　　仔细地打扫卫生间。在马桶中加入适量的洗发乳，打开盖子。带猫去卫生间的时候，小心地安慰它。　　In one