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　　A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.　　我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐　　There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."　　那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过20美元的大钞(请自备零钱)。　　The woman in front of u

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest smal

　　a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed int

　　A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me.　　一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，　　He is well-groomed and very well behaved.　　它很干净很有教养，　　Would you be wi

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter,　　有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,　　the son took the letter ,　　儿子已经拿着信跑了　　the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope.　　父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。　　After the

　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,　　小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，　　he told me to give up my seat to a lady."　　他叫我让座给一位女士。”　　"Youve done the right thing," says Mommy.　　妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。”　　"B

　　Good News And Bad News "Theres good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。　　"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.　　“我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，　　"Whats it?"　　&ld

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose　　伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。　　and his mother asked, "What happened?"　　他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“　　一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mo

　　The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.　　As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.　　So,

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.　　一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。　　He takes his first sip and sets it down.　　他喝了一口放下。　　While he is looking around the bar,　　当他环视酒吧时，　　a monkey swings down　　发现一只猴子荡下来，　　and steals the pint of beer from him before he

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying.　　老农约翰逊就要死了。　　The family was standing around his bed.　　他的家人都站在床边。　　With a low voice he said to his wife: "When Im dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."　　他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”　　Wife: "No, I

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father.　　Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nickel.　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter Ive made this month.弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如

　　A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table　　一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭　　the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".　　妻子问到：“工作上有什么新鲜事吗?”丈夫回答说：“没有，我是教历史的。”　　词汇学习：　　

　　Professor: When is your birthday?　　Kid: May 30.　　Professor: Which year?　　Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么时候？　　孩子：5月30日。　　教授：哪一年？　　孩子：每年都是。

　　What Color什么颜色　　An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?　　Ron: Well, I dont know---does he bite?　　Reggie: Thats what I want to find out.里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？　　罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？　　里基：这正是我想要查明的。

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didnt know any words.　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.　　After the servant gave the note to

　　Psychiatrist: Whats your problem?　　精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?　　Patient: I think Im a chicken.　　病人：我认为我是一只鸡。　　Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?　　精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?　　Patient: Ever since I was an egg!　　病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。　　词汇学习：　　Psychiatrist

　　Things Have Been Okay　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father.　　弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。　　Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nickel.　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。　　Little brother: That makes a